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The following should be in this order: Geography, TV, Movies, Food and Random. If it isn't, and you can tell me why it's decided to display in its own order, please let me know.

Geography

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

GA

This user resides in Georgia, but is not a native Georgian.

Flag of Georgia (U.S. state)

This user has visited Alabama.

This user has visited Arizona.

This user has visited Arkansas.

This user has visited California.

This user has visited Delaware.

This user has visited the District of Columbia.

This user has visited Florida.

This user has visited Georgia.

This user has visited Illinois.

This user has visited Kansas.

This user has visited Kentucky.

This user has visited Maryland.

This user has visited Michigan.

This user has visited Mississippi.

This user has visited Montana.

This user has visited Nevada.

This user has visited New Mexico.

This user has visited New York.

This user has visited North Carolina.

This user has visited Ohio.

This user has visited Oklahoma.

This user has visited Oregon.

This user has visited Pennsylvania.

This user has visited South Carolina.

This user has visited Tennessee.

This user is a native of the U.S. State of Texas.

This user has visited Virginia.

This user has visited Washington.

This user has visited Wisconsin.

The TV Made Me Do It

This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.

her?

This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

B:TAS

This user is a fan of Batman: The Animated Series.

BSG

This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

BtVS

This user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

DIRTY
JOBS

This user knows it's a
dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

This user wants Rose to be his companion.

EUR^eKA

This user would like to live in a small town with big secrets.

This user is a Browncoat.
We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

GE

This user watches Good Eats.

This user never trusted Sylar.

HEX

This user believes Hex is a better show than Charmed

H

This user believes that everybody lies.

J!

This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

KR	This user owns a Knight Industries Two Thousand.

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

This user's got Movie Sign!

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

QL

This user hopes each time that his next Leap... will be the Leap home...

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

T
tSCC

Come with this user if you want to live!

fan
trekkie
trekker

This user thinks that the whole Trekkie/Trekker distinction is ridiculous.

STAR TREK

Sapph is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

TNG

STAR TREK

Sapph is a fan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

DS9

STAR TREK

Sapph is a fan of Star Trek: Enterprise.

ENT

This user is a blonde-haired, buttercream-frosted murder cake.

13

This user smells fudge.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Movies Told TV To Make Me Do It

Blade Runner

This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.

DD

They made this user do it.

This user likes his Martinis shaken, not stirred.

User:Torchflame/UBX/Neo

PULP

This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

This user knows that whether she's killing you with her mind or just plain terminating you, Summer Glau kicks some serious ass.

This user is a fan of Kung Fu films.

FC	This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

12

This user is looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys

300

Tonight this user dines in hell!

BTLC

This user fights with the Chang Sing.

The Good

In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

This user wishes the series had ended with Ocean's Eleven.

V

This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

This user recognizes that Jason Bourne is a much better spy than 007.

This user likes Pixar and its films.

This user is serious. And don't call him "Shirley".

Clue

This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...

TPS

This user got the memo.

This user is entering a martial arts tournament of epic proportions.

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

Dark City

This user can't remember the last time he did something during the day.

BB

This user knows that it is not what he is underneath, it is what he does that defines him.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

The Part of the Imbibing

This user is a carnivore.

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple.

This user eats crab.

This user prefers cheesesteaks with provolone.

This user knows that MREs owe his famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

This user detests
TABASCO pepper sauce .

This user makes Bread at home,
using a bread machine.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats sushi.

This user eats steak.

AUN

This user loves pretzels from
Auntie Anne's

This user eats cookies.

Pepsi

This user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

This user drinks so much milk, his bones can cut diamonds.

This user drinks Pepsi.

~~H₂O~~

This user is H₂O intolerant. Achoo!

This user drinks Pepsi.

This user drinks Jones Soda.

This user drinks Pepsi.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. He is probably the better for it.

This user drinks Pepsi.

TEA!

This user drinks southern sweet tea.

This user drinks Pepsi.

This user loves the taste of BAWLS in his mouth.

This user drinks Pepsi.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Its Random!

This user is a Karateka

This user is married.

4	This user has a Bacon number of 4

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user enjoys singing.

This user is inked.ʰ

This user is a tobacco smoker.

This user has visited 25 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

25

This user enjoys electronics and is an electronics hobbyist.

This user is interested in String Theory.

ADD

This user has ADD.

AS

This user has Asperger syndrome.

This user's mobility is restricted.

This user frequently experiences déjà vu.

This user is right-handed.

This user has brown hair.

This user has Hazel eyes.

This user is a blood donor.

This user is a child at heart. He might have grown older, but he'll never grow up.

This user was born during the Reagan administration.

This user is a male.

This user is Scotch-Irish.

Gael

This person is proud of the blood of the ancient Gaelic clanna which flows through his veins, and is a modern Gael.

4

This user has visited 4 of the 205 countries in the world.

bros

This user has 2 little brothers.

This user enjoys pornography.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

The following should be in this order: Language, Politics, Books 2, Books 1, Games. If it isn't, and you can tell me why it's decided to display in its own order, please let me know.

Language

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

US

This user uses
American English.

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

ase-1

This user can communicate at a basic level in American Sign Language.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

snuk

This user says snuck.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

by

This user does not use the passive voice.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

BS-5

This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

du-1

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Politics

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user is against DRM.

This user supports the
Schulze method.

~~Dems~~

This user knows both major US parties have been hijacked by special interests, can no longer identify with either one, and has no hope that the situation will ever improve.

~~Reps~~

According to the political compass this user is Economic Left (-4.12) and Social Libertarian (-4.97).

According to the World's Smallest Political Quiz, this user is* a Political Libertarian
(Personal Freedom: 100; Economic Freedom: 60).

?

This user doesn't understand why there are anarcho-primitivists on the Internet.

This user feels that letting oneself be struck with terror by terrorists means actually doing most of their job for them.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user supports animal rights, but believes human rights are more important.

This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.

Hanlon's Razor

This user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. ^†

This user is a member of the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

?

This user follows his own political ideals.

X

This user does not believe in the existence of human races except as a social construct.

X

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

u s a

If this user has en-N followed by 30 non-language userboxes, then they are probably an American.

This is where I stand.

TODAY

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

So Literate, In Fact, I Need A Second Box

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

7+1

This user enjoys the Discworld series.

Big Brother is watching this user.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

Fear

Fear is the Mind-Killer.

This user enjoys comics.

C&H

This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

Sin City

This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

This user reads Marvel Comics.

This user is mourning the death of The Star-Spangled Avenger

This user reads webcomics.

xkcd

Sudo make this user a sandwich.

This user reads Penny Arcade.

QC

This user reads Questionable Content. So should you.

SMBC

This user reads SMBC.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Yes, Even With All Those Games and TV, I Am Still Literate

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading hard science fiction

This user reads postcyberpunk science fiction

This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.

This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.

1.618...

This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

This user believes there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

This user enjoys the works of Neal Stephenson.

This user knows who the true Father of Science Fiction is.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

George Orwell taught this user everything he needs to know about the government.

Dresden

This user is a fan of the Dresden Files book series by Jim Butcher.

ASoUE

This user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

DT	This user is a Dark Tower Junkie.

Battle
School

This user attends or attended Battle School.

This user can read an Alethiometer.

Dirk Gently

This user believes in the "fundamental interconnectedness of all things"

This user lives on the Ringworld

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Never Played A Game In My Life...

You just lost The Game.

This user enjoys chess.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is addicted to video games.

This user owns a 40 GB PlayStation 3 and wishes it had PS2 backwards compatability.

This user's PSN ID is:
sapph.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

+

This user enjoys playing retro games.

DN	It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.

This user plays the Jak and Daxter series.

KH

This user is the one who will open the door.

KH2

This user has gone into final form.

KOTOR

This user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

Mario

This user plays the Super Mario series.

This user plays the Metroid series.

RE	This user plays Resident Evil.

P	This user prefers to side with the Protoss.

CoH

This user fights on both fronts in Paragon City and the Rogue Isles.

CoV

This user plays Guitar Hero on medium.

This user plays
Paper and pencil games.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

The following should be in this order: Computers, Education, Skeptic, Professional, Random. If it isn't, and you can tell me why it's decided to display in its own order, please let me know.

Teh Puters

G
talk

This user's Google Talk screenname is [email protected].

{{User WLM hate}}

This user has uninstalled
Internet Explorer.

This user is a DeviantArt deviant.

This user maintains a facebook profile. +

This user uses Google Maps.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.

This user uses WordPress.

G

This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

n

This user uses a nVidia {{{1}}} graphics card in his PC.

This user built his own PC.

This user uses the freeware AVG virus scanner.

This user uses his web browser to read his emails.

MS Office

This person uses
Microsoft Office.

This user contributes while using VLC media player.

This user uses µTorrent.

nap

This user used Napster back when it was free.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Windows but just because most games are not released for Linux.

This user contributes using Notepad.

F@H

This user crunches numbers with Folding@Home.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Education

This user's favorite subject is computing.

DRA

This user's favourite subject is Drama.

MATH

This user's favorite subject is Mathematics.

PHL

This user's favourite subject is philosophy.

This user's favorite subject is physics.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is a three digit number.

This user is a college dropout.

This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects that they never took in school or college.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

SEC+

This user is a CompTIA Security+ certified professional.

ΣΧ

This user is a member of the Sigma Chi Fraternity.
In Hoc Signo Vinces

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

\sum

This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.

This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.

voc-0

This person cannot sing in tune (or has very poor singing skills).

This user writes poetry.

POEM

This user has had one of his/her poems published.

This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

It's Bullshit!

This user is skeptical of superstitions such as the Zodiac.

This user is a Virgo.

This user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.

This user was born in the Year of the Rooster.

雞

This user is an ignostic, and finds the question of whether or not God exists makes no sense.

This user realizes that educated people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Professional

This user is a system administrator.

This user works for the US Federal Government.

This user works for the United States Department of Defense.

This user served in the United States military.

This user was a member of the United States Army.

USA

This user has been awarded the Army Commendation Medal.

This user has been awarded the GWOT Service Medal.

This user is proud to be a
U.S. Infantryman.

This user is proud to be a
U.S. Signaleer.

BASIC-3

This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.

bat-3

This user is an advanced Batch programmer.

C-2

This user is an intermediate C programmer.

MySQL-2

This user is an intermediate MySQL programmer.

pascal

This user can program in Pascal.

PHP-4

This user is an expert PHP programmer.

vb-2

This user is an intermediate Visual Basic programmer.

User programs in VBA.

XHTML-2

This user is an intermediate XHTML programmer.

prog

This user is a programmer.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This is the random block that's been split for better viewing

This user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable.

This user has a wife.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute especially when deadlines are approaching.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user is nocturnal.

GMT
?

This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

~~mankind~~

This user self-identifies as a misanthrope.

X	This user believes that this userbox may be deleted in the near future.

This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parenthesis and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic.

1, 2, 3...

This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

I am a self-referential statement.

This user provides information using userboxes because he is bored.

This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.

This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Centrist.

This user wants to see uniform userbox sizes and shapes.

This user knows that the plural of userbox is userboxen.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

ubx-n

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.