Nick Paddison is a very intresting person. He is a rolemodel and a very wise person. He has been alive for 150 years and still is attending wexford C.I.

• 1800 - Nick is born. His father was the village idiot and his mother was Mrs. Superninja Extordinare. His full name was Nick Von Schlieffen

• 1810 - Nick's life was really boring until his parents dropped him in the sewer. This is where Nick practiced swimming and eventually became a champion Swimmer.

• 1821 - He left the sewers and said good bye to his rat family for the last time. He Would never see them again (They were hit by a truck as soon as he turned his back)

• 1822 - Nick became a drifter showing up in your town ransacking your house and eating your cat.

• 1825 - Nick died :'( Just Joking.

• 1899 - After long years as a drifter Nick left Europe and came to Canada. When he got here he trained and became a Ship Captain.

• 1914 - At the start of the war Nick was incharge of driving the soiulders to britian. By Mistake he made a wrong turn and his ship sunk. Giant sharks with laser and machine guns attached to their backs ate everyone. He didnt get eaten because the ships waste storage exploded and landed on him. The sharks couldnt stand the smell and their lasers jammed becasue the poo and urine got in the barrels.

• 1924 - Nick discovered The Nation of Cereal. Although we still dont know where it is cause he forgot where it was.

• 1940 - NICK GOT FAT!!! so fat infact that he fell thought some ice and discovered the Penguin Empire (He again forgot where is was) although he took some pictures, that were lost when his house burnt down.

• 1941 - Nick Invented a new game called Whale Surfing. You pretend to be a fish and then when the whale comes you climb on top of him. By accident Nick didnt climb fast enough and got eaten by the whale.

• 1965 - After 24 years stuck in the whale something amazing happened. The whale grew wings. The whale flew to Toronto, Ontario and laned in front of Wexford C.I. Nick climbed out of the Hwales Gigantic anus and ran into the school.

• 2007 - After 42 Nick is still at Wexford. He lives in his locker because he is to scared to go outside( the whale might get him. His hobbies include bugging Ms Smith, hanging out with his friends and Playing guitar for his Hardcore/Heavy Metal/Emo band Lets cut our selves. Nick is an amazing person he has been alive for 207 and he now holds the guiness world for the longest living person. Also he has never aged a day over 15. He is truly the greatest superhuman being of our time.