Userboxes en This user is a native speaker of the English language. atheist This user rejects as invalid all forms of spirituality or religion. T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time. This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. This user drinks nothing but Dr Pepper. This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console. This user plays the Metroid Prime series. This user is a Super Smash Brother! This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. This user is a music composer. This user plays the guitar. This user enjoys classical music. This user enjoys rock music. This user enjoys Metal music. This user is interested in String Theory. This user is interested in law. This user is interested in political science. This user is interested in politics. This user enjoys singing. This user enjoys writing. This user enjoys the works of George Orwell. BOOK This user is working on publishing a book. Kubrick This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time. SW I This user thinks The Phantom Menace sucked more. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. ? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is. C&H This user reads Calvin and Hobbes. WWWD? What would Wally Do? This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. BP2 This user has bipolar II disorder.

A few notes (that is, three) about my editing habits:

• I generally eschew reverting vandalism and concern myself instead with fixing articles that users have unwittingly made misinformative or biased
• I focus mainly on watching and protecting obscure pages where I believe there's a significant chance that errors and NPOV violations might go unnoticed, and ignore those where a large safety net of other users is present to catch them
• The vitriol that occasionally crops up in my posts on talk pages is a throwback to my time on websites with laxer civility standards (read: ubiquitous flaming) and should not be taken personally

My opinions about stuff:

• I am a republican (in the truest sense) on Wikipedia as well as in real life (which should not be construed as a tacit endorsement-- or, for that matter, denouncement-- of the current Wikipedia power structure). Disputes should be solved by consensus, which is to say mob rule by the narrow demographic of dedicated Wikipedia geeks that mobilize effectively for votes, as seldom as possible, although I am warier still of rule by fiat, particularly by anyone named "Jimbo".
• I consider lists valuable, generally moreso than categories
• I am a strong proponent of linking only to pages with content material to the issue at hand. See how pointless and distracting that is?
• I advocate including definitions on all disambiguation pages, Wiktionary be damned. Otherwise we're effectively giving e.g. some obscure indie band from Oregon precedence over the primary definition of a word.
• I wish this account carried over to Wikipedia spinoffs as well