User:ShadowmanX

Profile

Name: Matt H
Date of Birth: 24th Oct 1987
Nationality: White/British
Hometown: Portsmouth (UK)
Education: 6 GCSEs, Psychology (Environmental, Criminal), Media Studies, Film Studies, General studies A levels
Occupation: pirate

Suspected hoax This user apparently isn't Chris Tarrant
This user apparently isn't Chris Tarrant, and never will be, which is a shame.
Please add reliable sources for the claims in the article or comment on the article's talk page.

Bio

I am an elderly man, who is bitter at the world who forgot him. I grew up in 19tickity4, I had no legs at the time, so I had to go to radio rentals, I ordered a pair of legs and proceeded to attach them, at that moment, I knew I was heading to Nar-nia. From there I developed a taste for Cakes, I ate the cakes I was given by the friendly tribes people of Cakawanna, I then helped them on there attack against the nando tribe. The fine attack took place and we were happy, that is until we were destroyed by the mighty Bee Tribe, they ate our cakes and began to attack the village, I decided to take the legs back to radio rentals since they didn't do what I really wanted (Fire lazer beams)

Wikifriends

Being old, I have no friends, Except for my Cat User:JAKAZiD. He doesn't hate me.

Other than my userboxes...

I promote HEAVY use of Kat Shoob in EVERYTHING, if you do not use Kat Shoob, you haven't used anything.


JAKAZiD's Rave Room

"SOMEONE STOP THESE VOICES IN MY HEAD", said Jill the penguin. It was a happy day.
A sequential look at United Flight 175 crashing into the south tower of the World Trade Center

LAAAAAAAAAAWLiHOTBOXDurWIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
This area is reserved for User:JAKAZiD to mess about with as he sees penguins.

COCK AND CHIPS

COCK AND CHIPS

COCK AND CHIPS
COCK AND CHIPS

Dealing with trenchfoot

Shadowman contracted trenchfoot in 1362. As a result, he can't eat Sun Lollys any more.





Other places I go on the internets

Content Disclaimer

Informasi ini disarikan dari Wikipedia dan disajikan kembali untuk tujuan edukasi. Konten tersedia di bawah lisensi CC BY-SA 3.0. Kami tidak bertanggung jawab atas ketidakakuratan data yang bersumber dari kontribusi publik tersebut.

  1. The information displayed on this website is sourced in part or in whole from Wikipedia and has been adapted for the purpose of restating it. We strive to provide accurate and relevant information, however:
  2. There is no guarantee of absolute accuracy. Wikipedia is an open, collaborative project that can be edited by anyone, so information is subject to change.
  3. It is not intended to constitute professional advice. The content displayed is for informational and educational purposes only. For important decisions (e.g., medical, legal, or financial), please consult a professional.
  4. Content copyright. Wikipedia is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License (CC BY-SA). This means that content may be reused with appropriate attribution and shared under a similar license.
  5. Responsible use. Any risk arising from the use of information from this website is entirely the responsibility of the user.