Thank you for visiting my userpage! My name is Robert. For philosophical reasons, I do not own a television set, so my wife, children, and I often entertain ourselves by playing with sock puppets. I am a classic car buff, and the proud owner of a 1916 Willys. (Amazing fact: Though the car is 90 years old, it has never had a single flat tire. The Willys is still on all of its original wheels!) Unfortunately, the car was severely damaged last month (it still moves, but not much faster than the running speed of a medieval English page) when a crazy old man smashed it repeatedly with a crowbar while rambling on about how I had committed treason. Fortunately, I won a large civil suit against him in a court of law in Trenton, NJ. I also enjoy hiking trips with my good friends Jake and Danielle from North Carolina (except for one unfortunate incident last year when I accidentally stepped in a large pile of pelican feces.) I am a staunch defender of capitalism and am wary of certain organizations and websites that try to promote the ideals of communism. I am also a history buff and enjoy studying about a 5th century Germanic tribe called “The Vandals.” I look forward to becoming a part of the Wikipedia community!