Mr. Julian Guy, who goes by the stage name of Jason Martin, was greatly considered a biological failure. He was born in 1969 (nice) as the orphaned son of Elvis Presley and the Hamilton version of Thomas Jefferson. However, he was abandoned in Toronto, Canada with nothing but a spirit of showmanship and a hatred for the humans who do not want to marry him. He eventually made it to America in 1984. At the age of younger than you'd think, he had developed a multimedia empire, creating many scams-uh-I mean legitimate business ventures... anyway, he also owns a school for troubled children in Ohio. Being a very attractive male, at least as a concept, he was crushed on by many of his students, one of them going far enough to probably marry him. Eventually, sometime between 2004 and 2021, he had amassed a group of 7 wives, most of which are supposedly related to him. This includes his grandfather, and his mother who he somehow gave birth to. In my defense, we told you he was a biological failure. Many of Mr. Guy's wives were murdered (probably by Mr. Guy) only to reincarnate and marry Mr. guy again. This included his own mother. Although, it did not last. After jumping out of a car being driven by James Corden, at least 2 of his wives figured it out and bailed on him. Luckily, he got back on the horse and tried to get with Mrs. Chance. It worked. In order to expand his audience, he created a genetically separate clone of himself called Mrs. Girl, for the lesbians. In the end, he was the real friends we made along the way. He will not stop in his delusional conquests until he is wed to 20 more and has become supreme leader of mid-west Ireland. That'll show them.

HE WILL NEVER STOP.

he cannot be stopped.

edit: some consider him a hunk.

edit 2: I wish I was mr. guy. i don't even need 7 wives i just want to feel something i am lonely and sad brogan wont stop sweating i want a girlfriend :(