An Ace Cake is a light and spongy cake that comes in a variety of neon colours. It is sold at most liquor stores. It resembles a coloured sponge cake cube, with the dimensions of 30x30x30mm and can be sold individually, or in most cases, a pack of six. The cake is most popular in Western cultures.

The Ace Cake makes consumers feel different depending on the colour of the cake. Neon pink makes consumers more affectionate, blue more relaxed, yellow increases concentration and green increases the level of fun that the consumer is having (example: if a consumer has eaten a green cake before, say, playing a video game, they will enjoy the game an estimated 5 times more than without the cake).

The rare Rainbow Ace is a combination of all the colours. It lasts longer than individual colours and gives the consumer the experience of all four colours over the period of time that the cake is in effect. It is generally regarded as rare due to it being a relatively new addition to the Ace Cake product line.

In late 2010, scientist revealed that they had developed a drug for children with Attention Deficit Disorder. Studies showed that it eradicated the child’s disorder completely after taking the drug. Along with revealing that they had been unable to identify any side effects during their trials, they also noted that it was hard to get the children to consume the drug as it was a bitter and heavy liquid. To combat this, the colourful sponge cake that the Ace Cake is now known for was developed, completely eradicating the fowl taste for a sweet and bright yellow treat.

Shortly after the results of the yellow cake were released, movie studios contacted those involved in creating the original formula, in the hopes that they could develop the drug into something that increased people’s enjoyment. In the very early trials, the drug actually stimulated the minds of the children, making them wilder than ever. With the aid of a large amount of funding from a small number of big-budget studios, tests on adult were done to see if this stimulation increased enjoyment. They found that it did, and with some extra tweaking found that it could drastically increase the amount of fun the consumer was having.

As the formula had already been tested on, it was quickly released to the public by the studios. They used it as free dessert to be handed out to customers at theatres who bought tickets to particular movies. This drastically increased ticket sales, and now it is a common site to pick up a green Ace Cake from your local movie theatre (most theatres check that you are over 16 years of age^[1]). Relatively little information on the development of the pink and blue Ace Cake was ever released. It is generally agreed that the pink cake is a branch of the green cake (some theories about the pink cake being highly concentrated alcohol exists, as the most common place to buy the cakes is from a liquor store, but this is implausible as none of the negative effects of alcohol are demonstrated after consuming a pink Ace Cake) and that the blue cake is a branch of the yellow. The rare Rainbow Ace was developed after Ace Cake mix was made available over the internet. Relatively no studies have been done on this variety as it is technically not an Ace Cake product. This means that the consumption of this particular cake is often discouraged.

as of yet, there have been no reported side effects, and those who developed the cake believe there never will be, some even going as far as to say that it is “the perfect drug.”^[2] Studies on Ace Cake and addiction rates have revealed that it has a considerably lower rate of addiction than that of your common tea, coffee and Cola.

None of the problems commonly associated with illegal substances have come to light, hence the reason it is legal worldwide. Most Western societies recommend that no one under the age of 16 should consume the cake unless recommended by a medical doctor, though there is no penalty for the parents of, or for those caught to be under this age and consuming the cake.

Debate as to whether the cake should become less accessible to the population is common, as the wanted effects of the cake are likened to reasons behind the consumption of illegal substances. However, that no side effects have been revealed, these arguments are left ignored. A number of independent studies have found links to unwanted behaviour, but these too have little evidence, deeming their research unreliable.