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James Maxwell Bell is an independent democratic ruling body in His Room, which in itself is an autonomous region in Princeton, New Jersey. It is presided over by a select group of officials who will hold their positions until Bell is disbanded. James Maxwell Bell was officialy formed by the Birth Certificate Act on March 20, 1989 at precisely 2:34:07 PM in New York city, NY.

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Government

The Free Democratic Body of James Maxwell Bell is presided over by a committee of around 10 members which control the different departments of the state.

  • Head of State: The Brain
  • Secretary of State: The Conscience or the Soul (sometimes referred to as being above the Head of State)
  • Spokesperson: The Mouth
  • Department of Intelligence: The Eyes (2), the Ears (2)
  • Department of Food: The Stomach
  • Other Minor Departments: Other Minor Members
  • Arbitrator: The Anus

The somewhat strange election of the anus to the position of arbitrator can be explained by the following fable, which was once told by E-sop:

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