Fragmaroom (1872-1916) was a Nepalese wise man who lived in the Yardley area of Birmingham. He is noted for the discovery of lesbianism in 1890 and the adaption of a vaccine for cancer. However, it was later discovered Fragmaroom's vaccine was actually gravel and killed more than it ever saved. After this , Fragmaroom retired to the country and started a mill to grind down corn. In 1902, Fragmaroom came out of hiding and rose to public fame after catching Jack the Ripper 14 years after his murderous spree. To this day, many statues can be found in the Colchester and Northampton areas of the country. In 1904, Fragmaroom led the Namibian tribes to massive defeat in the Herero Wars. After these wars, Fragmaroom was captured by the occupying German forces. This was to be the event that eventually lead to World War 1. In 1909, Fragmaroom was recovered by the FBI, albeit 2 foot shorter and black. By 1911, Fragmaroom had regained his original height and colour and returned to his home land of Birmingham. However, after several Viking raids on his country, Fragmaroom was once again captured and returned to Germany for the price of 15 bags of silver. Once again the FBI attempted to rescue the Nepalese mystic, but German forces resisted. Anger over the imprisonment of Fragmaroom led to young serb Gavrilo Princip shooting Archduke Franz Ferdinand. This chain of events led to World War 1. Despite many daring raids into German occupied French land, Fragmaroom perished in 1916 at the age of 44 after being hit by a meteorite whilst rebuilding the Eiffel Tower.