Christopher Thomas Whited (April 10, 1997 - Present) is an American citizen currently residing in the small town of Early, Texas. Christopher is best known for his many roles in the hit television show, Friends, where he was commonly seen playing the part of not only Chandler, but Joey, and Ross as well. (Note: Ross is a whiny little baby, and the role was not taken very seriously. If you are unfamiliar with the televisions series, Friends, then you more than likely know Christopher from the popular movies: Taken (as Liam Neeson) , Taken 2 (as Liam Neeson's main enemy), Taken 3 (as Liam Neeson's daughter), and Taken 4 (as Liam Neeson's dog). Through his many appearances on television and the big screen, Christopher has accumulated a massive wealth of not only Trident Layers (his preferred form of payment) but in cash as well. Christopher is also the owner of the world famous record label, Ca$h Muney Record$, who has signed such artists as Childish Gambino, Childish Gratntito, Childish Martino, and Drake. ( Drake was later dropped from the record label due to him being unable to produce music because he "just needed time to think about her")

Early Life: Christoper was born in Abraham Lincoln's remote cabin in Virginia, where the attending doctor was also Christopher Whited, who earned his Medical Degree from Princeton University while residing as a fetus. From then, Christopher traveled around the world, eliminating polio, and creating such languages as Chinese, which is now commonly spoken around the world, but mainly in China. At the age of 9, Christopher opened his first retail store called "Walled Mart", a store that only sold the supplies to construct walls. The idea sounded good on paper, but the store had to expand its inventory to include such things as produce, electronics, and an array of clothing, and was from then on called "Wal-Mart".

Mid Life- After sailing the world with his beautiful and pretty wife, Jennifer Lawrence, who was not only beautiful, but pretty as well, he decided to go back to school and enrolled in Early High School. At Early Christopher not only served as the School's principal, but was more or less the most popular kid in school. Attending the home of the Longhorns, Christopher served as the Head Football coach where he led the longhorns to a total of zero state championships (an all-time high record for the school). Because of his popularity and fame, EHS soon became a hotspot for celebrities. Early High School is thought to be the meeting place of the band One Direction, as well as where President Obama gave his inaugural address.

Late Life and Death: Christopher has currently retired from everything, and is working on dropping his new hit single, "Wednesday", who both Drake and Tupac are said to be featured in. Along with editing the entire Harry Potter series, Christopher has found time to once again travel the world with his beautiful and pretty wife, Jennifer Lawrence. Christopher has no plans on dying since he beat the Grimm Reaper at Monopoly once.

Footnotes: 1) Christopher cannot currently win any Grammys or Emmys because he owns both associations 2) Do not confuse with Future NBA Star, Christopher Johnston 3)Yes, Jennifer Lawrence is both Beautiful and pretty