Righeousl: a Historical Documentation of not only an Original O.G. but a Legend in the Rarest Form

Early Life

 Righteousl is no man, nor is he creature, nor is he a god; Righteousl is something beyond what the human mind can comprehend (but is referred to in the masculine pronoun). Born during a thunderous, sunny day on August the 7th, Righteousl was immediately hailed as a mystical being, capable of such feats as sneezing with his eyes open and folding a single sheet of paper over 11 times. 

Benefits to Humanity: Not a Renaissance Man, a Renaissance Being

 Righteousl is credited with many accomplishments that far exceed any living or past human. He once built a most magnificent sandwich reaching over 3 feet in height, and proceeded to eat the sandwich with each bite reaching from the top slice of bread to the bottom slice of bread. Some historians go so far as to state that the Righteousness himself invented the sandwich back in 76 B.C. He is also credited with inventing the rotary saw, the glowstick, the recreational game of frisbee-golf, and 6 assortments of Popsicles ranging from the ever famous "Firecracker" to the less notable yet critically acclaimed "Choco Taco". Righteousl also coined many phrases in his day, particularly such commonplace terms as "word" (as a slang term), "boogie" (as in to dance), and "dude" (as in 'dude').

Benefits to Humanity: Discoveries and Findings

 Righteousl has been noted as a successful scientist, archaeologist, and philanthropendetonogist. 

To be continued.