Nathan Curley is a British student currently attending Oxford Brookes University. He recently made the headlines for being the first known person to be addicted to Tea, his addiction was so severe that he was booked into the Priory where he met Peter Andre who he began a relationship with. This relationship soon ended when Peter suggested that Nathan should shave his head. Nathan Curley then returned to University although what he studies still remains a mystery even to him it also turned out that Curley had been paying the wrong university his tuition fees this led to brookes university hiring thugs to shoot Curley in the kneecaps and cut a lock of Nathan's hair everyday until he paid up. In early 2009 Curley was admitted to hospital where it was discovered that he had a number of severe mental conditions, several of which had never been seen or diagnosed before like pattaheadaphobia in which Curley needs to touch his hair on a constant basis or he will go on a massive killing spree. He also has a condition where he will speak in a northern accent despite living in Poole (its hard to get any more south!).

On October 5th 2009 Curley brutally stabbed a man and defecated in the man’s face because the man tried to ask him the time whilst Nathan was watching a Manchester United game. He was incarcerated in a mental institution for 4 months as a result.

- Nathan once made love to to a slab of Cathedral City cheese.

- Nathan touches his hair on average every 4.75 seconds.

- Nathan is madly in love with Alex Zane, who has now taken out a restraining order out on Nathan.

- Nathan bares a remarkable resemblance to Brock from Pokemon.

- Nathan now believes he is Brock and often tries to challenge his housemates to pokemon battles.

- Nathan's middle name is "MY HAIR IS"