Andrew Armstrong a.k.a. Van Wilder(for his ridiculous antics at haggerston castle)(born December 31, 1989) he was raised in a small village of Horden, he is a student footballer at East Durham Community College football development centre. He loves the WWE and Sunderland AFC. He is keen admirer of Magners Irish Cider File:DSC00758.jpg

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Armstrong cites Kurt Cobain, Jeff Hardy, Richard Pryor and Steve Irwin as his inspirations in his life. Armstrong went to Dene C.S.T a secondary school just in between Horden and Peterlee, where he was more interested in snakes and crocodilia than work, he left with reasonalbe, but not amazing GCSE grades and this was the place where his obsession with comedy began imitating Peter Kay and Lee Evans in school to his friends. While at his 3rd year at his secondary school he began his football with the not so good Peterlee Predators or also nickname by other team Peterlee Penguins.

Armstrong started college on the same Steve Irwin died, Andy was deeply shaken. His first year in the college football development is where he met original Maradona look-a-like and tactically estute manager Ian Raine aswell being coached by Paul Baker, Steve Howey, Brian Honour and Craig Shields. In his first season with C2 Team he scored 3 goals playing on the winger position and his first goal was most vital to secure the teams first victory of the season against Bishop Auckland and after this Ian pushed the C2 team to a safe mid table position in the league. The departure of Ian at the end of the year seen the appointment of Shaun Nicholson which in turn saw the team not win many matches and Armstrong to recieve a push towards Brian's team but due to Brian's departure Craig Shields took over, recieving this push he had a chance to reunite with his former team mates, Adam Heslop(user:hessy88), Rory Armstrong, Graham Lilley, Les Abernethy and having the priveleged to play with likes of Andrew Gilbert, Sean Linsley, Aidy Sanders, Thomas Hunter and Michael Armstrong(Spinge). The begining of the third year seen the return of Brian Honour to lead the HE team with a diffcult first test with a weaken team against Gateshead.

Armstrong saw the introduction of Oliver Bulley, Dom Swinbourne, Scott (Carnage) Carney, Jonny Grifths, Dan Gething and BJ Tsang among others who are canny lads but at the time of the launch of the new year thought they were unstopable which resulted in a major backlash from the now 3rd years at th college, this caused much hatred between the 1st and 2nd years at the time. Everything is cushty now between both camps.

The College new breed seen Armstrong gain an apprentice in the form Oliver Bulley, Who is also called the Artist. Armstrong became like a elder brother to Oliver but only better, Armstrong taught Oliver how to become a God walking amongst mere mortals. The Friendship of the Dynamic pair has many saying that they are majestic and exquiset human beings.

Brian Honour's College side travel to new college durham to play their Higher Education team and Brian's team got ready team selected, strips on and just to find out that New College Team had the same strips on and they didn't have organised a referee to ref the match and they didn't even have a manager.

Armstrong is one of the three founding Members of the Beta Delta Xi or Beta House for short, the other founding members consist of John Bowes and Rory Armstrong. The people who want to get must do some pledges to be accepted into the Beta house, two of the founding members walked to hartlepool in pouring rain at 2 o clock in the morning to see if KFC was open, only to find out that KFC isnt open 24 hours a day. Original inductees include John Williams, Les Abernethy, Adam Heslop, Jonny Monaghon(just got in), Graham Lilley, Recent inductees include Oliver Bulley, Andrew Stephenson, Scott Carnage thats not his name its his description, Dom Swimbourne

Armstrong set off to Haggerston Castle with 7 others which were John Bowes, Rory Armstrong, Karl Mcdowell, Craig Hunt, Kirsty Atkinson, Stacey Wallace and Brian Tough. The first night was the most forgetful for most of the Haggerston crew in the result of Rory's massive hangover. The second and third night were the making of a steal from Armstrong but the second and third were the making of two memorable rounds of golf between Karl, Craig and Rory the second day and Karl and Craig the third day. The fourth and final night seen Armstrong look after John Bowes and calm the Haggerston crew down from near explosion.

Andys obession with Sunderland AFC begun at the tender age of 9 years old and has been going every season bar the unmentionable. Every other Saturday he will go and bow to the Scottish Messiah also pray that Nyron won't mess up and Dean Whitehead will break his legs.

As soon as Andy turned 18 years old he would be out every weekend without fail to the current day and he has no plans on stopping doing it anytime soon, Andy spends upto 4 to 5 days in a pub called the Cricket Club which is located at the bottom of his street. Since he turned 18 years old he would want to dress up like the JOKER portrayed by Heath Ledger. His 18th year on this planet also seen one of his closets friends a Canadain-German import Kevin Wolff, Who also provided one of the funniest things East Durham Football Development Centre had heard, Kev Wolff said "Are you ready for a Wolff Explosion". When Kevin Wolff left it was like he took half the spirit of football development centre with him as well.

Andy has expressed the desire to do some form cage fighting, to learn Kung-fu and buy some new boots but he has always expressed the desire to be a Jeff Hardy type like wrestler.

"Fear is Only a four letter Word"

"I won't eat anything that smells like Dog"

"Mono-Brow's are in"

"Touch my body, go on I dare ya"

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--Andinho14 (talk) 22:20, 30 September 2008 (UTC)