I Standard/Boring/Core... Let's just get this over with. I

Name: Ronan Whelan
Screen-names: Emm... I have an awful habit of creating names then completely forgetting about them. Some of my aliases include Munky, 7Munkys, Hoonon, ehthebeesaidwhatnow, wallscomedown, variant spellings.
Date of birth: 6th of May, 1987. That makes me 19! Woo! Technically an adult! But mentally, still very much a child...
Gender: Male (In as much as we can be sure of anything in this ever-fluctuating 'reality')
Species: Munky!
Location: Dublin, Ireland

II Facts about me that... You're not listening, are you? I am Baal! Kneel before my mighty Instep of Apathy! II

Hair: Long, black, curly

Hmmm... It would seem that my profile won't upload correctly. Oh well. Instead, here is part of an experiment some of us are doing. It probably won't work in wikipedia, but oh well. It is an attempt to teach one duchess_dumbfuckington the error of her ways.

VI Aaaargh! Me angry! 'stroy...'stroy.... VI

Things that I dislike include: Mornings. Tony Fenton (right now). Most Irish Radio. Weather. People who don't think (for themselves or otherwise). Shopping malls. Fast food (I eat it but don't feel happy about it). Manufactured music. Society's expectations. Exams, particularly state ones. Ring tone ads, particularly those featuring IT, the deranged amphibian. You know who I mean... Uncertainty. Dodgy programming. People who think having a car makes them invincible. Spam. Pointless beurocracy. People who make conversationallulls difficult by saying "ooh, awkward silence". Why must we talk incessantly? Scumbags. Pre-judgement and ill-informed judgement (opinions and even opinionatedness are fine once they have a basis in experience or fact). Mondays. People who can't accept any point of view other than their own as having merit. The uncomfortable knowledge that ultimately, everything fails. This list. Such an ugly, unformatted block of textual excrement...

VII The Cult of Seven VII

As Grand Master of The Cult Of Seven I expect acolytes and encourage all others to follow some basic rules.These may seem to be in contradiction to the principles of Discordianism but this is easily explained: 5=7. All will be made clear...

Everything (mathematical OR physical) = 7 e.g. 4 times 19 = 7, rock + head = 7, You = 7, etc.
Nothing = 7
Answer all numerical questions with "Seven."
When asked any other question, hold up seven fingers (i.e. as many as you want) and say faintly, "This many?"
You must achieve a score of at least 7 on the quiz.
SPREAD THE WORD.
Send $50 to: (YOUR ADDRESS HERE)
Let me know if you want to join- new members receive NO BENEFITS WHATSOEVER! What a fantastic opportunity!

~Self indulgent nonsense ends~

Edits made: Therion Beyond Sanctorum Cthulhu

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